Friday, 2 March 2018

Zombie Turkeys: A #Fantasy by Andy Zach | Renee's Author Spotlight

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With his first book, "Zombie Turkeys" Andy blazed new ground in paranormal humor. The second book in his Life After Life Chronicles, "My Undead Mother-in-law" is now on sale for Amazon Kindle and Createspace print edition.

Andy Zach was born Anastasius Zacharias, in Greece. His parents were both zombies. Growing up, he loved animals of all kinds. After moving to the United States as a child, in high school, he won a science fair by bringing toads back from suspended animation. Before turning to fiction, Andy published his Ph.D. thesis "Methods of Revivification for Various Species of the Kingdom Animalia" in the prestigious JAPM, Journal of Paranormal Medicine. Andy, in addition to being the foremost expert on paranormal animals, enjoys breeding phoenixes. He lives in Illinois with his five phoenixes.


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Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won't stay dead. You can shoot 'em, chop 'em, burn 'em—they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed into an irascible pinchpenny.

Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world.

With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.

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Bill Westcot, the coroner of Midley, Illinois (population 512), had seen his share of grisly deaths, but this one took the cake. Two hunters apparently pecked to death by turkeys. How could this be? Wild turkeys were normally shy and secretive, not even as aggressive as geese. Bill looked up as a man came in—average height, maybe five nine, medium build, not fat, not skinny, roundish face, hazel eyes, and brown hair. He would be hard to remember. But Bill had known him all his life.

Sam Melvin, the reporter for Midley Beacon, dropped in for his daily chat. Sam and Bill had been friends since elementary school, and they had both stayed around Midley all their lives. Bill, a short, stocky guy with blondish hair, had gone off to school and become a coroner.

Sam had stayed in Midley after high school, doing odd jobs, until he got on with the Midley Beacon. As a reporter and blogger for a small-town weekly paper, Sam wasn't especially busy, and he liked to socialize.

When he saw what remained of the corpses on the mortuary slabs, Sam exclaimed, "Gowlurp! Gaawka-urop!" He ran to the bathroom and puked. After washing out his mouth, he returned, eyes averted.

"Who in the hell were those poor bastards?"

"Peter James and Robert Smithville, according to their drivers' licenses and their shooting permits."

"They look like someone went at them with a thousand pickaxes."

"Yup. Pretty gruesome, even for me."

"What in the world happened?"

"As far as I can tell, they were pecked to death by a flock of wild turkeys."

"I've never heard of anything like that!"

"Yeah, that's not really normal turkey behavior."

"Could they be rabid?"

"Turkeys don't get rabid, Sam."

"They don't attack hunters either. Is 'death by wild turkey' what you'll put on their death certificates?"

"Yeah, I guess so."

"Well, that's what I'll put as my story headline then. It'll be in tomorrow's paper."

"Make sure when you write it up, people know that 'wild turkey' is a bird and not liquor."

"How can you joke when you have these poor fellows on the slab over there?"

"It's a job. You get used to it."

Author Spotlight: Through the Hostage - A #SciFi #Novel by J C Steel | Renee Scattergood

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Welcome to this week’s Friday Author Spotlight! Today we have Science Fiction author, J C Steel visiting with the first book in his Cortii Universe series, Through the Hostage. He had this to share about himself:
Born in Gibraltar and raised on a yacht around the coasts of the Atlantic, I’m an author, martial artist, and introvert. In between the necessary making of money to allow the writing of more books, I can usually be found stowing away on a spaceship, halfway to the further galaxy.
Science-fiction and urban fantasy are my favourite genres to write in. I grew up on a rich diet of Anne McCaffrey, Tolkien, Dorothy Dunnett, and Jack Higgins, and finally started to write my own books aged fourteen. I can’t point the finger at any one book or author that set me in my current direction, but I blame my tendency to write characters who favour drastically practical solutions on some mix of those. If I can toss in a bit of gender- and genre-bending, so much the better. Status quo is boring.
I hope you enjoy reading the books half as much as I enjoyed writing them!

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Khyria Ilan is a commander in the Cortii, the most elite mercenary organisation in known space. With a past she can’t remember, and commanders who would love to see her dead, her future is likely to be short: her command faces their ultimate test to prove their right to survive.
When the odds are impossible, sometimes the only thing to do is play the game…

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What is the oddest thing you’ve ever researched for one of your books?
I write action and adventure style sci-fi; if someone’s checking my browser history I’m on more watchlists than I have fingers. My personal favourite was a few years back when I periodically shared a computer at work, and a colleague stumbled over my search history. Topics of the day: knife throwing and blood spatter analysis techniques. Another favourite was household herbs that could be used to repel a curse (bay leaves, believe it or not).
When did you first consider yourself an author?
Honestly, it came home to me when I got my first print proof in the mail. I had the eureka moment just standing there and staring at it – sort of a ‘this is a real book and I have made it’ kind of thing. I still occasionally catch myself staring at the print copies I keep on hand in the same kind of disbelief. There are four whole books out now ðŸ™‚
What is the best writing advice you’ve ever received?
Sit down and start writing. The only thing you can’t fix is an empty page.
What do you enjoy doing aside from writing?
Like many authors, I read a lot; when my self-discipline is on the upside of its cycle, I also enjoy martial arts, working out, and riding (on the rare occasion there’s a stable close by). Travelling’s another firm favourite – I grew up on a yacht, so I moved around a lot as a child and got bitten by the travel bug young. Since I started paying my own bills, my travel budget is mostly on the ‘well, we can go and explore the back garden’ scale, but I have a bucket list I’m working on.
About how many books do you read in a year?
Until I joined Goodreads, I would have shrugged at this question. Now I can confidently tell you I read about 200 books a year.
Do you prefer ebooks, print or both?
Depends. Left to my own devices with unlimited space, I prefer paperback books. On the other hand, given just how much I read, I turn coat very promptly to ebooks if I’m travelling – I can take my tablet along, rather than trying to pack 10 books for a two-week trip.
Are you a pantser or outliner?
I’m a pantser. Probably the outlier on the scale – for my sci-fi series, I quite literally have a couple of pages with some key details on ten or so major characters, and a spreadsheet of the quotes I use for chapter headers. That’s it. Books really do just happen, and mostly they happen when one or more of my characters (who are highly-trained mercenaries expert in storming defences) start invading my head. This usually starts out relatively innocuously with snippets of dialogue now and then, or a scene that won’t leave me alone, and has been known to escalate to vivid dreams about infiltrating alien factories and gunfights with giant robots when I try to resist. Generally, after a few weeks to a month of this, I cave and start writing with whatever scene I can’t dislodge from my head. After that, all I have to do is write down what my characters do. At this point, I’ve been daydreaming about my main characters and working with them for about thirty years, so most of the details about them and the environment are so internalised that I have the answer in a mental vault to most of the questions as I write. Although one of the characters I’ve been telling myself stories about since I was six surprised me the other day by letting me know she prefers stilettos to standard fighting knives.
How long does it take you to write a book?
Tricky question. I’ve done NaNoWriMo and won, so technically I know I can come up with a book-length manuscript in a month, but I haven’t dared open that MS again to try and edit it, because I know it’s a horrific hurrah’s nest that’ll take months of edits. Several of the books I’ve published recently I wrote first drafts of twenty years ago. Through the Hostage, the first in my sci-fi series, is one of them, although its current form is heavily-revised from that original draft. In addition to that, I have a full-time day job that’s pretty demanding and when a colleague hasn’t double-dog dared me to do NaNo, I write to relax, so I’m not even close to writing full time. Best guess, from nothing to publication, I’d say 18 months to a couple of years.
How do you come up with the titles for your books?
Actually, I’m very lucky on that score, based on what I hear from other people – my titles, in the vast majority, show up fully-formed at some point in the writing process, rather like Athena from the head of Zeus. Occasionally it doesn’t happen until I’m at the copy and proof stage, and starting to panic a bit about what on earth I’m going to do for the cover art drafts, but so far one’s shown up in time for each book. Long may that continue!
Do you write about real life experiences, or does everything come from your imagination?
I write primarily about an elite interstellar mercenary cult, so anything from real life I use there is dissected, shaken vigorously in stardrive lubricant, and then looked at through the bottom of a glass. If someone asks, I claim semi-truthfully that most of the darker psychological mind-games in my books are based on my time in a UK boarding school, which is probably about as close as writing about real-life experiences as I come in my main series. The urban fantasy I’m currently working on is partly set on a yacht in the Caribbean and that one I’ve been able to take chunks of my childhood for (the yacht and the islands, rather than the vampire hunting…hopefully that was obvious…uh).
Do you ever base your characters on people you know?
No, not really. Aspects of characters will be based on aspects of people I know; I don’t think you can help, once you start writing, observing people just a trifle too closely and writing them in your head. Some of that will always spill over. There are traces of me in my protagonists; one hates wearing shoes, another enjoys edged weapons training, things like that. I had a friend in a martial arts club once who had a joke where he’d flip someone the bird and ask them very seriously how many fingers he was holding up, which one of my characters has stolen.
Have you ever gotten an idea for a story from something really bizarre?
All the time! And then mostly I forget to write it down, because I’m disorganised, or I don’t have the time to write it (often), and nothing happens. However, there was something, about eight years ago now; I live in British Columbia, and the political party at the time came up with a genius (ahem) idea to publicise the province with a tagline of ‘Super natural British Columbia!’ – as punctuated. It was on billboards everywhere for about eighteen months, and then someone clearly got tired of the helpless laughter from everywhere and put the comma in. However, that one resulted in an urban fantasy NaNo on the lines of a werecat tribal enforcer with a poor attitude and a werewolf partner. Not sure if it’ll ever get published, but I laughed so hard writing it I kept getting funny looks.
What are you working on now?
I’m most of the way through the editing on my first urban fantasy for publication. I wrote the original version years ago, while I was still in boarding school and feeling homesick for the Tropics, and frankly never expected to actually publish it. I mean, vampire hunters based on a yacht in the Caribbean? Come on! Then I floated the idea on a writers’ forum, only half-seriously, and got an unexpected number of responses along the lines of ‘Heck yes, I’d tap that, publish it!’…so here I am, a year later, elbows-deep in getting it ready to go. Actually, I love my cover art for this one. I’m looking forward to see how it does compared to my sci-fi series.

Thursday, 1 March 2018

Shades of Fae: A #Fantasy Novel by Danielle Rose

Not every fairytale has a happily ever after.


We only know three things about the Fae: They don’t lie; they cheat. What they aren’t given, they take. And if they can’t rule...they conquer. Now the fate of humanity lies in a battle between good and evil where lines are not easily drawn.

Time travel to 19th century France, brave the gritty streets of New York City, or enter the realm of the Fae itself in this darkly enchanting collection from 25 of today’s hottest USA Today, award-winning, and international bestselling paranormal and fantasy authors.

Shades of Fae is your ticket to a mystical realm where Sinister Sidhe and Dark Elves manipulate mortals, vengeful fae warriors battle nefarious vampire lords, and an apocalypse rife with werewolves, dragons, nymphs, banshees, shifters, and supernatural hunters brings unparalleled danger.

In 2018, the fae are coming…

Find out who survives and who dies when you pre-order Shades of Fae TODAY!