Originally posted by Joshua Robertson:
I wrote a poem in March of 2015 and eventually expanded on the scribblings, making a fun little tale. You can now get it on Amazon for 99 cents. The original peom is below.
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Jack Spratt could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean Consuming stupid school girls They licked each femur clean Jack ate all the thin Joan ate all the plump Taking girls into the woods Their bones put in a stump Jack Spratt chewed away His wife smacked her lips The sheriff they did miss Hands upon his hips Says Jack, "It’s not my fault!" Then Joan did reply "I was not the one who brought them by and by!" |
Joshua Robertson is an award-winning author in epic, dark fantasy. You may recognize him as the dude whose dragons were said to destroy George R.R. Martin's and Christopher Paolini's dragons in a very biased Twitter poll. His first novel, Melkorka, was released in 2015, and he has been writing fantasy fiction like clockwork ever since. Known most for his Thrice Nine Legends Saga, Robertson enjoys an ever-expanding and extremely loyal following of readers. He currently lives in North Carolina with his better half and his horde of goblins.
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